Surviving The Holidays (Specifically The Family) - Merry Fucking Litmas Edition -XL Whisky

Behold! The Surviving The Holidays (Specifically The Family) gift basket - a festive holiday survival (or death) kit to ruin Christmas, unite degenerates and give your aunt something new to complain about.

Inside is curated chaos designed to turn any friendly gathering into a full blown holiday scandal. Games, liqour, Tylenol, super glue (to shut that aunty up) snacks, and enough questionable choices to guarantee somebody’s getting uninvited next year. 

Side Effects may include competitive rage, confidence, unexplained bruises, a nasty hangover and removal from the family group chat.

Allergens? Probably. Read the labels idiot and bring your epi.

Handle with 0% accountability.

What's inside?

• J.P. Wiser's Whiskey 1.75 L
• 3 Monster energy drinks 355ml
• Sweet chili heat Doritos 235g
• Jack Links beef jerky teriyaki 300g
• Russian roulette drinking game
• Splurt drinking game
• Sotally tober drinking game
• Collectible specialty deck of cards
• Assorted unhinged stickers
• Unhinged candle (1 of 2 designs in the photos)
• "it's beginning to look a lot like fuck this" mug
• Jar of fucks to give
• Red solo cup holder/ label station
• 12 red solo cups
• 15 red shot cups
• Spider prank gag gift
• Elf’s chaos ball
• Unhinged Santa toilet paper
• Elf name game
• Drinking mat game
• Dice drinking game
• Unhinged Christmas card with envelope
• Oh Shit Kit equipped with Tylenol, super glue, bandaid, face masks
  
• "Sorta Merry, Sorta Scary" ornament

All contents will be placed and wrapped in a green woven gift basket!