Sleigh All Day, Charcoochie All Night - Chaotic Nibble Edition - Medium

Behold! The Sleigh All Day, Charcoochie All Night gift basket - built built for those who can't cut emotional ties but can cut gouda cheese.

Inside is a curated sleigh collection of high-end treats to help you forget your responsibilities (we don’t know her), your ex (we know them, they’re cute) and pretend your life is put together. Friends are optional (more for you, legend). Get that charcoochie going!

Side Effects may include unsolicited charcoochie pic sharing, questionable decisions, chugging wine and offering to host family Christmas (don’t fucking do it).

Allergens? Read the labels....or don’t (if hosting is that bad).

Handle with zero shits given.

What's inside?

• Assorted Lindor chocolates
• 1 Vintage Wine Glass
• 1 Holiday wine stopper
• 1 wine pourer
• Baby dill pickles with garlic 500ml 
• Whole colossal olives 375g
• Cranberry pepper jelly 325ml
• Apple and Cinnamon fruit spread 225 ml 
• Mini apricot deluxe fruit spread 22 ml
• Planters jalapeno cheddar cashews 145g 
• Brookside pomegranate dark chocolate 235 g
• 1 Carrs cracked pepper crackers 125g
• 1 Carrs original 125g
• 2 Oberto beef jerky 28g
• 2 Smart sweets 50g
• Bread & Butter Chardonnay 750ml 
• 2 charcuterie cheese knives 
• Large rectangle wooden charcuterie board
• Santa hat wooden charcuterie board 
• 1 wooden wine glass topper/snack holder 
• 2 gold cheese and meats tongs
• 2 charcuterie board snack labels 
• Certified Charcoochie candle 
• Assorted unhinged stickers 
• Squishy cheese toy 
• “Merry Fucking Christmas!" card with envelope 
• Fat cat tangled in Christmas lights ornament
• 2 mini people glass huggers 
• Pair of cheese earrings

All contents will be placed and wrapped in a red metal sleigh!