Messy Oven, Messier Life - Holiday Designated Cook Edition

Behold! The Messy Oven, Messier Life gift basket - built for the one who’s busting their ass in the kitchen and acting like they love hosting!

Inside is a curated survival bundle for the certified holiday cook who may treat snacks like therapy, champagne as their coping mechanism and kitchen gloves like armor against passive-aggressive relatives

Side Effects may include spilled gravy, aggressive whisking, gulps of champagne, regrets hosting and telling the kids to fuck off.

Allergens? Read the labels....or don’t (if hosting is that bad).

Handle however you choose. You hero.

What's inside?

• Mama Mango Moscato 750mL
• 2 plastic champagne glasses
• Brookside Dark Chocolate*
• Nougat
• 5 Christmas coasters
• Pack of 6 gold Christmas utensils
• Earl Grey vanilla tea bags
• Snowman candle
• Holiday spatula
• Mixing bowl
• Holiday oven kit + mat
• "Bout to stir shit up" spoon
• Turkey baster 
• 6 unhinged stickers 
• Unhinged candle 
• Red hot chili pepper ornament
• Home Alone themed Christmas card