Behold!The Jingle My Balls (and beers) gift basket - built for the certified legend who drinks beer like a champ, jingles their balls with reckless pride and treats the holidays like a beer-fueled derby.
Insideis curated chaos designed for the ballsy one who follows no etiquettes, stays loud (or quiet) ad turns conversations into feral masterpieces.
Side Effects may include calling your partner “bro”, challenging your grandma to a beer chugging contest, trash-talking the turkey and aggressively jingling your balls.
Handle with 6% worry and the rest....no regard for dignity.
Allergens? Absolutely. Read the label of embrace the inevitable disaster
What's inside?
Munchies Snack Mix 250g
Havoc Smoky Nacho Chips 232g
6 Hot Rods
After Eight chocolates 800g
4 Kokanee
4 Happy Gilmore beer sleeves
"Adulting Fucking Shit. Would Not Recommend" canvas
Ring for a beer bell
Mona Lisa driving beer metal sign
Deez nuts ornament
Bottle cap gun
Nut sack golf ball holder*
2 premium golf balls
Assorted unhinged stickers
Golf socks
2 golf ball shot glasses
3 Beer glass shot glasses
"I’ll empty your sack" Christmas card
All contents will be placed and wrapped in woven baskets of various colors!
*Nut sack golf ball holder will be subject to availability. If out of stock, replacement item will be added.
