Sleigh All Day, Charcoochie All Night - Chaotic Nibble Edition - Large #1

Behold! The Sleigh All Day, Charcoochie All Night gift basket - built built for those who can't cut emotional ties but can cut gouda cheese.

Inside is a curated sleigh collection of high-end treats to help you forget your responsibilities (we don’t know her), your ex (we know them, they’re cute) and pretend your life is put together. Friends are optional (more for you, legend). Get that charcoochie going!

Side Effects may include unsolicited charcoochie pic sharing, questionable decisions, chugging wine and offering to host family Christmas (don’t fucking do it).

Allergens? Read the labels....or don’t (if hosting is that bad).

Handle with zero shits given.

What's inside?

• Assorted Lindor chocolates
• 2 Vintage Wine Glasses
• 1 Holiday wine stopper
• 1 wine pourer
• BC Brine pickles 500ml 
• Stuffed colossal olives 375g
• Red chili spread 300g
• Orange and ginger fruit spread 225 ml 
• Mini raspberry deluxe fruit spread 22 ml
• Mini apricot deluxe fruit spread 22ml
• Mini orange deluxe fruit spread 22ml
• Planters ranch cashews 145g 
• Brookside acai and blueberry chocolate 235 g
• 1 Carrs original crackers 125g
• 1 Carrs roasted garlic and herbs crackers 125g
• 1 Carrs cracked pepper crackers 125g
• Pretzel crisps 737 g 
• 5 Oberto beef jerky 28g
• 1865 San Pedro Red Wine750ml 
• Set of 4 cheese board utensils
• Large rectangle wooden charcuterie board
• Santa hat shaped wooden charcuterie board 
• 1 wooden wine glass topper/snack holder 
• 10 disposable cardboard charcuterie cups
• 4 gold cheese and meats tongs
• 5 charcuterie board snack labels 
• Certified Charcoochie candle 
• Assorted unhinged stickers 
• Shenanigans In Progress metal sign 
• Squishy cheese toy 
• “Thank F*** This Year is Over, Oh and Merry Christmas” card with envelope 
• 1 wine bottle fur sleeve
• "Sorta Merry, Sorta Scary" ornament 
• 3 smart sweets 50g
• 4 mini people glass huggers 
• Pair of cheese earrings

All contents will be placed and wrapped in a basket sleigh!