Sleigh All Day, Charcoochie All Night - Chaotic Nibble Edition - XL

Behold! The Sleigh All Day, Charcoochie All Night gift basket - built built for those who can't cut emotional ties but can cut gouda cheese.

Inside is a curated sleigh collection of high-end treats to help you forget your responsibilities (we don’t know her), your ex (we know them, they’re cute) and pretend your life is put together. Friends are optional (more for you, legend). Get that charcoochie going!

Side Effects may include unsolicited charcoochie pic sharing, questionable decisions, chugging wine and offering to host family Christmas (don’t fucking do it).

Allergens? Read the labels....or don’t (if hosting is that bad).

Handle with zero shits given.

What's inside?

• Assorted Lindor chocolates
• 2 Vintage Wine Glasses
• 2 holiday wine stoppers  
• 2 wine pourers 
• BC Brine pickles 500ml 
• Whole colossal olives 375g
• The Bog cranberry pepper jelly 325 ml
• Fig royal fruit spread 225ml
• Orange and ginger fruit spread 225 ml 
• Apple and cinnamon fruit spread 225 ml 
• Planters salt and vinegar cashews 145g 
• Brookside Pomegranate dark chocolate 235 g
• 1 Carrs original crackers 125g
• 2 Carrs roasted garlic and herbs crackers 125g
• 1 Carrs cracked pepper crackers 125g
• Pretzel crisps 737 g 
• Jack Links teriyaki beef jerky 300g
• Tom Gore Cabernet Sauvignon Red Wine750ml 
• Valdadige Pinot Grigio White Wine 750ml
• Set of 4 cheese board utensils
• Large rectangle wooden charcuterie board
• Tree shaped wooden charcuterie board 
• 2 wooden wine glass topper/snack holder 
• 20 disposable cardboard charcuterie cups
• 8 gold cheese and meats tongs
• Holiday themed snack picks 
• 2 mini magnetic wine bottle openers
• 10 charcuterie board snack labels 
• Certified Charcoochie candle 
• Assorted unhinged stickers 
• Shenanigans In Progress metal sign 
• Squishy cheese toy 
• “Thank F*** This Year is Over, Oh and Merry Christmas” card with envelope 
• 2 wine bottle fur sleeves
• Angry cat ornament 
• 3 smart sweets 50g
• 4 mini people glass huggers 

All contents will be placed and wrapped in a silver metal sleigh!